All God’s Twitter Accounts

You are an atheist and fear that God might actually exist? A Christian, Jew or Moslem in fear that he might not? Relax and get all the the emanations collected on this site from all the Twitter accounts we have heard of.

The scene is in silent turmoil since the most prominent account, @TheTweetOfGod, has just quit — so David Javerbaum, writer and producer on “The Daily Show”, in a recent interview.

We have ranked the accounts with a look at the respective numbers of followers. @TheTweetOfGod was the number one on Twitter with 2.3 million subscribers. The entire picture will, however, be more complex to determine.

The most successful web presence could well be God’s @TheGoodGodAbove Twitter account with ‘only’ 167K Twitter followers but with a website and a Facebook presence of 2,375,456 Likes.

Success per Tweet is a different story. One of God’s Turkish accounts is most successful here with the proud number of 1,388 followers on his divine silence.

Use this page for your quick and daily orientation and let us know of accounts that slipped our notice. We are not God, yet we are trying our best to host a divine conference on our blog. This, however, is a thing that is not so easily done.

Yours
positivists@positivists.org

2.3M: God, @TheTweetOfGod

God02

Link: https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

Followers: 2.3M

Following: 1 (Justin Bieber)

First emanation: 5:26 PM – 29 October 2010

Last emanation: David Javerbaum (writer and producer on “The Daily Show”) who claims he ran the account has said he quit with his last post on 11:10 PM – 13 Feb 2016. See his interview with 89.3KPCC of 17 February 2016.

Tweets: 10.1K (227.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

Canonical

1.6M: DEUS, @OCriador

God20
Link: https://twitter.com/OCriador

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sacdivino/ masses of memes

Followers: 1.6M

Following: 3,500 (38.7 Followers per Tweet)

First emanation: 9:25 PM – 4 December 2008

Tweets: 4,135

Latest:

339K: Dio, @Iddio

God18
Link: https://twitter.com/Iddio

Followers: 339K

Following: 217K

First emanation: 2:42 PM – 5 May 2011

Tweets: 59.8K (1.8 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

333K: God Almighty, @Godstagram

God04

Link: https://twitter.com/Godstagram

Followers: 333K

Following: 187

First emanation: 2:10 PM – 30 July 2011

Tweets: 7,501 (44.4 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

273K: tanrı, @tanricc

God24
Link: https://twitter.com/tanricc

Followers: 273K

Following:

First emanation: 12:39 AM – 26 August 2011

Tweets: 579 (476.4 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

183K: God, @god

God01
Link: https://twitter.com/god

Followers: 183K

Following: 13

First emanation: 4:31 PM – 17 January 2007

Tweets: 1,285 (142.4 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

167K: God, @TheGoodGodAbove

God03

Link: https://twitter.com/TheGoodGodAbove

Website: http://thegoodlordabove.com/

Facebook Presence: https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove/ (where he has 2,375,456 followers)

Followers: 167K

Following: 72

First emanation: 9:27 AM – 5 September 2011

Tweets: 7,056 (23.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

148K: tanrı, @tanriTR

God25
Link: https://twitter.com/tanriTR

Followers: 148K

Following:

First emanation: 11:37 AM – 30 May 2011

Tweets: 5,952 (24.9 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

126K: Dieu Officiel, @DieuOfficiel

God09
Link: https://twitter.com/DieuOfficiel

Followers: 126K

Following:

First emanation: 7:30 PM – 12 September 2010

Tweets: 227 (555.1 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

124K: tanrı, @tanricc_tr

God26

Link: https://twitter.com/tanricc_tr

Followers: 124K

Following: 31.1K

First emanation: 3:49 PM – 20 September 2007

Tweets: 441

Latest:

103K: God, @GyanOfGod

God06

Link: https://twitter.com/GyanOfGod

Followers: 103K

Following: 72.7K

First emanation: 10:50 PM – 11 October 2011

Tweets: 3,103 (33.2 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

76.4K: @MinhasOracoes

God19
Link: https://twitter.com/MinhasOracoes

Followers: 76.4K

Following: 1 (Dudu, 12K followers)

First emanation: 1:04 AM – 2 March 2011

Tweets: 371 (205.9 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

55.8K: DEUS, @MeuGrandeDEUS

God21
Link: https://twitter.com/MeuGrandeDEUS

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/SigoJesus/ mostly memes

Followers: 55.8K

Following: 14.4K

First emanation: date hidden

Tweets: 2,256 (24.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

38.7K: Mrs. God, @TweetOfMrsGod

God12
Link: https://twitter.com/TweetOfMrsGod

Followers: 38.7

Following: 3 (GodlessAndHappy, Stephen Knight GS, Justin Bieber)

First emanation: 6:29 PM – 5 July 2011

Last emanation: 9:08 PM – 15 February 2016. Claims to have left the Twitterverse together with “her husband” God, @TheTweetOfGod.

Tweets: 58 (667.2 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

37.7K: God’s Plan Daily, @GodsPlanDaily

God07

Link: https://twitter.com/GodsPlanDaily

Followers: 37.7K

Following: 26.9K

First emanation: 7:33 pm, 30 January 2014

Tweets: 478 (78.9 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

31.7K: God Almighty, @imGodalmighty

God05
Link: https://twitter.com/imGodalmighty

Followers: 31.7K

Following: 13.2K

First emanation: 9:01 AM – 15 May 2019

Tweets: 18.6K (1.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

9,575: DIEU, @Dieu__Officiel

God10
Link: https://twitter.com/Dieu__Officiel

Followers: 9,575

Following: 116

First emanation: 10:23 AM – 1 June 2012

Tweets: 116 (82.5 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

6,410: Gud, @_GUD

God23
Link: https://twitter.com/_GUD

Followers: 6,410

Following: 1 (Chuck Norris fan)

First emanation: 7:25 PM – 24 October 2011

Tweets: 1,204 (82.5 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

2,197: tanrı, @tanri_c

God28
Link: https://twitter.com/tanri_c

Followers: 2,197

Following: 2,107

First emanation: date hidden

Tweets: 48 (82.5 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

1,548: Tanrı, @Tanrii_cc

God27
Link: https://twitter.com/Tanrii_cc

Followers: 1,548

Following: 1,499

First emanation: date hidden

Tweets: 254 (6.2 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

1,388: Tanrı Cc, @CcTanri

God31
Link: https://twitter.com/CcTanri

Followers: 1,388

Following: 1 (Melisa ÇELEBİ)

First emanation: 12:14 PM – 10 June 2013

Tweets: @CcTanri hasn’t tweeted yet.

Latest:

1,148: Dieu, @Dieu_a_dit

God11
Link: https://twitter.com/Dieu_a_dit

Followers: 1,148

Following: 490

First emanation: 11:20 AM – 23 March 2010

Tweets: 692 (1.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

1,130: YAHWEH, @RSG2491

God14
Link: https://twitter.com/RSG2491

Followers: 1,130

Following: 1,976

First emanation: 7:56 AM – 11 October 2013

Tweets: 3,790, (0.3 Followers per Tweet)

Latest: protected and hence invisible — “Only confirmed followers have access to @RSG2491’s Tweets and complete profile. Click the “Follow” button to send a follow request.”)

1,062: #GOD! #БОГ!, @GOD7x24

God17
Link:

Followers: 1,062

Following: 1,448

First emanation: date hidden

E-mail: God7x24@gmail.com

Tweets: 17 (62.5 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

1,056: Ve Tanrı …, @VeeTanri

God29
Link: https://twitter.com/VeeTanri

Followers: 1,056

Following: 1,626

First emanation: 8:43 PM – 18 December 2013

Tweets: 85 (12.4 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

538: Gott, @GottderHerr

God13
Link: https://twitter.com/GottderHerr

Followers: 538

Following: 27

First emanation: 10:09 PM – 14 July 2013

Tweets: 5 (116.7 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

536: Have It Yahweh, @YahwehTheGod

God15
Link: https://twitter.com/YahwehTheGod

Followers: 536

Following: 855

First emanation: 5:53 PM – 27 April 2013

Tweets: 3,294 (0.2 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

520: Then God Said, @GoodLordAbove

God08
Link: https://twitter.com/GoodLordAbove

Followers: 520

Following:

First emanation: 2:27 AM – 3 December 2012

Tweets: 1 (520 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

325: Allahcc, @allahcc

God32
Link:

Followers: 325

Following: 1 (Cyber Warrior Tim)

First emanation: 3:00 PM – 31 January 2012

Stories: “A man referred to as “Ertan P.” has been sentenced to 15 months in prison for maintaining a Twitter account that jokingly pretended to be God. It used the handle @allahcc, with “CC” a reference to the Arabic phrase “Celle Celaluhu” a refernce to God’s glory. According to Turkey’s Hurriyet Daily News, Ertan, a schoolteacher, claimed he’d been hacked. While that claim didn’t hold up in court, the account has since been gutted. It appears to have been taken over by someone else, and only one tweet remains: a 2012 reference to actually being run by a different account.” Kevin Collier, “Man playing ‘God’ on Twitter sentenced to 15 months by Turkish court” http://www.dailydot.com/ 2014-05-29

Tweets: 1 (325 Followers per Tweet)

Latest:

10: God, @yo_its_yahweh

God16
Link:

Followers: 20

Following: 24

First emanation: date hidden

Tweets: 10 (2 Followers per Tweet)

Latest: protected and hence invisible — “Only confirmed followers have access to @yo_its_yahweh’s Tweets and complete profile. Click the “Follow” button to send a follow request.”)

Links & More

  • Rob Price, “A bug let hackers steal loads of valuable Twitter accounts, including @God” 2016-02-10. http://www.businessinsider.de/
  • Steph Bazzle, “Twitter God: ‘Insult The Hell Out Of Me.’”, 2015-12-15, http://www.inquisitr.com/
  • Tina Campbell: “Ricky Gervais swaps praying for tweeting in a string of amusing tweets to ‘God’”, 2014-06-16. http://metro.co.uk/
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